Thursday, December 20, 2007 --- Just because this was making me laugh...And, I like to bust the Lizzard's chops!

Friday, September 7, 2007 --- Since the Lizzard has not posted in ages...A Photo Album!

Since the Lizzard is too preoccupied with her garden to come inside and update her blog once in a while...I, Mischievous Squirrel, have taken over!




Here is a photo album from Lizzie Sue's Garden. By the way, I am eating her tomatoes RIGHT NOW!!! Muuuuuuuaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!




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Friday, July 27, 2007 --- An Episode of "This American Life" that details the tragic story of "the Squirrel Cop"...and other good stuff!

Today's post features an audio player!!! We found a very funny (and...somewhat appropriate) episode of This American Life from Public Radio International, WBEZ Chicago, that we thought y'all would enjoy. There are some great stories included here -- it is definitely worth a listen...

So, GO! Get yourself a cup of tea (or coffee) and enjoy TAL's Episode 115: "First Day".




-------> Mischievous Squirrel, my esteemed fellow-guest-blogger, may want to skip the section of the program regarding the "Squirrel Cop" -- it is very disturbing! <------


[Image courtesy of the reproductive powers of Jared Benedict, who borrowed the design from his This American Life T-shirt and painstakingly recreated the artwork in Adobe Illustrator. I know what that's like...God, bless his patience!]

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--- Speaking of Teabagging...Yowza!

This guy makes your friend Mischievous Squirrel feel a little bit insecure...Jeez Louise!












[ Photo courtesy of http://fark.pbwiki.com/Squirrel ]

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Thursday, July 26, 2007 --- Who says rodents have no talent?

Mischievous Squirrel here, again! I am really enjoying this guest-blogging gig...It's so nice to be in the air-conditioned house, enjoying a drink on the Lizzard's couch and surfing YouTube on her laptop.

Check this guy out...COOL!


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Wednesday, July 25, 2007 --- Don't Drink and...CLIMB!

And now...a Public Service Announcement from Mr. Mischievous Squirrel, Esq.

DON'T DRINK AND CLIMB!



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Tuesday, July 24, 2007 --- tDL has been temporarily taken over while the Lizzard is out of town...

Hello, folks! Mischievous Squirrel here.

tDL's administrator recently informed me that the Lizzard would be out of town for about a week and asked if I would be willing to fill in for her as a guest blogger.

I was truly honored by the invitation! It had always been my understanding that the Lizzard was not fond of squirrels, but I was assured that she was "actively reconsidering her position and trying to improve her public image on the issue." The guest blogging job offer? An extension of the symbolic Olive Branch -- and I never refuse food...

So here I am! Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed! Ready to work and help out on the Daily Lizzard!


[ Muaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaa -- the mischievous games begin! While the Lizzard is away, let the Rodents and the Antelope play!! ]

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Monday, July 23, 2007 --- Mom's busy in the garden, folks...KILLING SQUIRRELS!

How do you feel about that, Prairie Dog?!?


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Friday, June 29, 2007 --- Oh, Mother. You are so...DISNEY!

The Daily Lizzard has been rated...

Online Dating

No bad words were found.


How sad. You'd better sex those plants up, lady! Can't you plant some cucumbers or zucchini in that garden? [snicker, snark, snicker, LOL, SNORT!!]

Nice melons, by the way...

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 --- A special Mother's Day video posting...

Especially made for the Lizzard...a disco surprise!

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007 --- This letter opener was way too cute not to share!

Check this rabbit out...not the most efficient worker, but always hilarious around the water cooler, I suspect! LOL

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Sunday, February 4, 2007 --- Guest Blogger with a Special Announcement!!!

Hey everybody in Lizzard Land! Great News for Mozilla Users!!

After many long hours, I have successfully re-written the html coding for the Daily Lizzard and The Butterfly Blog templates so that they work equally well in IE7 and Mozilla! I will have to go to CompUSA to test them on new Macs with Safari...since all of our Macs are old in this house [not for lack of want of new Macs!!! It's a $$$-thang right now...some day, I will have it all!]

Today, will be the first official LIZZARD BLOGGING LESSON --- during the Super Bowl! Check back with us later to see how the lizzard does...maybe there will be some orchid pictures?? Ya never know... GOOD LUCK, LIZZARD!!!

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 --- tDL Blogging 101: The Lizzard is learning.



BLOGGING 101


The lizzard is currently learning how to blog...we shall see how well it goes! Please feel free to leave comments (I have "0 tracks left in the sand" --- I could use some comments folks!)

Anyone interested in being a guest blogger? You can be invited to be a guest blogger on the Daily Lizzard! Ask me questions, share your stories, photos...whatever. Send me an email if you would like to share something. :)

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The Daily Lizzard is a blog by Lizzie Sue --- recording the random thoughts and goings-on in the life of a visual merchandising professional.

I am a native New Yorker [recently transplanted to Connecticut!] with 20+ years of visual merchandising experience. I enjoy orchid collecting and cross-country
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